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I’m a spoilt bratty boy Chihuahua with cashmere blonde fur and a penchant for fake fur. I love dressing up and have quite an extensive wardrobe. I’m very sociable and quite cocky, I love nothing more than a girly shopping trip to the West End or Manchester where people look and admire me. I have a big selection of teddies and toys and I like sitting up high so I can feel superior and I adore the feel of fake fur under my paws.

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Uncle Jester's Restaurant

Please drop any donation you can into the tip jar to help SAFE Haven Cat Shelter and Clinic help more cats. Every penny helps! Thanks!

Welcome to Uncle Jester's Restaurant
Crazy waiters are ready to serve you delicious food from our creative menu celebrating chocolate ... come on in !

D R I N K    C R E A T I O N S

Ice Queen
A giant goblet of frozen frappe topped with whipped cream and dark chocolate truffles

Truffle Royale
Chocolate truffle shake with dark chocolate melt and whipped cream

Summer Tango
Chocolate bars blended with fresh mangoes and dark chocolate chips

1. Strawberry  2. Apple & Lime  3. Peach
4. Raspberry  5. Orange & Lemon  6. Chocolate
all served with fresh fruit, whipped cream and ice cream

N O B B L E    N I B B L E S
*small bites*

Pas De Trois
Mini burgers - Crabcake, American & Turkey

A Knight's Tale
Salmon steaks on a hot nip flatbread
Court Jester
A plate of nachos with beef, guacamole, jalapenos, rich melted cheese and sour cream

R O Y A L     F E A S T
*main courses*

The Emperor
Kobe beef burger with grilled bacon, caramelised onions, melted smoked cheese,
tomato and crispy lettuce. Served with french fries and dipping sauce
Commander's Fried Rice
Shrimp fried rice with crispy prawn crackers
Royal Kingdom
Grilled prime Angus beef steak with french fries
My Prince Charming
BBQ crumbed chicken with fresh coleslaw and cilantro ranch dressing 
Duke's Estate
Tender lamb ribs with steamed vegetables, potato cakes and wine honey jus

S W E E T     T O O T H

Waffle de Aristocat
Waffle, ice cream, cracking chocolate and roasted caramelised banana

Razzle Dazzle
Puff pastry shell filled with stewed apple and magnum ice cream

Crown Jewel
Served in a Grand Glass with 3 flavours of magnum sticks (including vanilla with
strawberry jam dipped in crushed peanuts), fruit chunks,
chocolate-dipped strawberries and whipped cream

Dark Cherry Goblet
Choux pastry with dark cherry fruit and sauce with a vanilla magnum,
drizzed with chocolate and dark cherry sauce

Happy Ever After
White chocolate soft ice cream with chocolate and whipped cream

Grande Fountain Fondue
Rich dark chocolate fondue with vanilla magnum sticks, marshmallows and strawberries

Prince's Cookies & Cream
Crushed Oreo cookies in ice cream cake with
whipped cream and drizzled chocolate

 We hope you enjoy indulging yourselves!

Monday, 20 August 2012

Sunday, 19 August 2012


So my lovely anipals let me tell you the best secret spot in town Jesters Comedy Club

The place to let your fur hang loose and mingle with your anipals ……..

The best clubs always have the best host’s and at Jesters we have the best in the anipal business.........

 Let me introduce you to the wonderful @Eddiebabycat-  Founder of Jesters

The talented  @PepperPom Director of Creative Art

The fabulous  photographer for club. - so "smile please"

As you can see some people have got in the party spirit …….

If you’re on Facebook join in the fun - click here 

or read about some other anipals  raving here 

For more information follow @Eddiebabycat & remember the #Jesters the only hashtag to opening the best doors in town.

Pop back soon more events and parties will be uploaded ……… and remember to book in for Christmas as we will be having all kinds of high spirited fun 

See you at #Jesters 

Friday, 27 July 2012

My Brother ……

I want to introduce you to my brother Fez …..

Now Fez lives in California and he lives with his mummy Brianna – now let me tell you in quick story about how he came into my life.
My granny reads and writes blogs and one day in March 2009 she found a new blog where there was a bright sparky red head talking about her new life as being homeless and living in a trailer in a Wal-Mart car park in a California – Granny was very touched and wrote some encouraged words and then checked in her every other day from London and then when she had a problem Granny threw a tantrum and got it sorted (she throws big tantrums sometimes) and then Brianna wrote to E jean Carroll at Elle and asked for some advice – E Jean gave her a job and Brianna became a global sensation and she ended up living with us for a few months while she wrote her book.

Now she has a cute one room studio apartment with a garden ……… throughout her whole ordeal Fez was Brianna’s rock, buddy and big baby but tragedy has struck.
Yesterday a stranger but known to Brianna’s landlord hung over the fence and scared fez which caused him to bite the stranger – he was protecting his home and the landlord has now demanded Fez leave the home – so we are now sorting out a temporary home for Fez but this is a short term fix and Brianna needs somewhere else to live but she needs a deposit and a month’s rent – at the moment she is paycheck to paycheck so no leeway
So can you help us and follow Fez  on twitter @FezzikMonster and also spread the word on this fund raiser http://www.indiegogo.com/savefez and lets “Save Fez” …….. and help him get back with his mummy.
Please spread the word on this for us …………… all paws to the keyboards 

Thursday, 26 July 2012

Sad News ....

So as you know the wonderful Tracy Mallory Radford adopted a lovely boy who she named Lennox after Lennox of Belfast - sadly Little Lennox in California become ill see my #PawCircle blog post - so after his vets and numerous consultations it became clear Lennox was very ill.

This is from Mz.T's Facebook wall ........... prepare for tears "weeping eyes" 

"Lennox has Vascular Ring Anomaly. Due to the right aortic vein being wrapped around his esophagus the food gets stuck and stretches his esophagus to the large area you see on the right. This stops him from getting all the food he needs through to his tummy. The Vet explained that he was fed by his mommy for at least eight weeks, why he did not die, and why he looks so good. The bastard backyard breeders [my words] obviously were weaning him from his mom with regular food, realized he was sick and dumped him at the shelter as a stray.

Even with surgery problems will still arise. Like the ER Vet the two Vets today said that most times one congenital defect will bring others to light. If he were to make it through surgery he would still never have a normal life. He would never be able to eat regular dog food and would need 24 hour care due to the fact if he eats something he shouldn't he may choke, or completely aspirate it into his lungs. Pneumonia is the biggest fear. Even if the surgery worked, he will always continue to throw up due to the damage already done to his trachea and lungs. With how badly his esophagus has stretched the chances of it healing properly and getting back to normal aren't good odds. With the pressure on his heart from this they are concerned with heart defects as well. 

If those bastards that dumped him had taken him in right when he had gotten ill instead of dumping him, the surgery may have worked perfectly. But now, due to the mega esophagus his internal damage is at its worst.I asked what they would do if he were their dog. The consensus was, humanely euthanize. As Vets, they would do the surgery, as owners they would let him be free. 

For those of you who know me, you know I will not let my babies suffer, be in pain, or prolong a life with no quality. Selfishly, I want him here for me, but not at the cost of his pain and suffering.This has been the hardest decision to make, to let him go. Tonight has not been great. He has been doing his gagging and coughing up foam. We are feeding him small liquified portions every 2 hours and have him on a liquid antibiotic to fight pneumonia. I am so lost and scared and praying it is the right decision. I see him struggle for air when he gags and my heart breaks. I hope I am doing the right thing. It's amazing how such a lil boy like Lennox can take your heart and hold on. I'm not sure when the day will be. I want it to be never, but sometimes we have to say good-bye and let our babies be free..."

So sadly this little boy has passed over the rainbow bridge ......... but let's remember in his final part of his life he wasn't in a shelter he was cuddled, stroked, kissed and very much loved ........ 

Wednesday, 18 July 2012


hardcore latina gangbangers. They usually have thin, arched, angry looking tattooed-on or penciled-on eyebrows, brown or dark red lip liner, 'Monroe', eyebrow and nose piercings, tats, Converse or Nikes, flannel shirts, lots of gold jewlrey (with their name and crosses), crunchy gelled or moussed hair either down or gelled in a high perfect ponytail either straight back or gelled in a design, and they go out with cholos.

A lot of regular mexican or puerto rican girls do the look but aren't cholas. A true chola is down for her barrio and is in a gang, and is as ruthless as a male gangbanger if not more. It is much more common to just look like a chola, and not act like a chola.

The chola style is common in southern California like east LA, San Diego, OC, and also NYC. In Miami they are called 'chongas'.
damn look at Biggie he is a fine ass chola....

so what do you think of my chola "gang" look .........