This is a little known fact about me – before I arrived at
my adopted family home. Yes I am adopted but I’m cool with this, the dog before
me was the “Beloved Rosie” seriously they talk about this King Charles Cavalier
like it could walk on water.
Apparently in the mists of time when the owner washed her
hair a certain football team won so there used to be serious pressure on the
owner to wash her fur hair as basically the team was crap. The team at
the time was owned by her godparents and being a nice girl she washed her fur
sorry hair and then they noticed they had better results with the ”Beloved
Rosie” so the poor dog was hauled down to the Kings Road Chelsea weekly for a good grooming.
Not being nasty but she was old and quite furry so maybe
needed a good wash weekly as she smelt – that Butterkist Popcorn whiff ……. Not pleasant.
Anyway the club was sold and “Beloved Rosie” passed on
and I appeared but as a family we still have an interest in watching the old
team and let me say I wish I was the unofficial mascot now as I want to be the
love child of Mario Balotelli.
Yes I think I would do Mario the world of good if he adopted
me and I think City would make me the lucky mascot …….. Plus I do think I’m his
secret love child check out his styling.
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