Here are the reasons why ……….

Mario Balotelli should adopt me ……… every City fan would agree.

1.      By looking after me he would have some responsibility.

2.      We would look good together.

3.      We both have the same initial’s and he can borrow my blinged up B

4.      I fancy being driven round in a Bentley car with gangsta rapper music blaring.

5.      I love Greggs sausage rolls (I know I would if given one)

6.      I like playing with footballs.

7.      I’m really cute and all the ladies come to me so no need for him to “pay “for lady friends.

8.       I like dressing up in hoodies and have a wide selection so we could go out matching.

9.       I’m cheaper than a child and way more fun.

10.   I’m just cute and he needs me …..