What Is This Stuff

Catnip ????

Is there DogNip???

Word

I agree fully .......... so stop being cruel to us

Spread The Word .....

Come on people who all have a little room in our lives to make some space for a dog or cat who will give you 100% unconditional love - visit the shelter and rescue home make everyone happy

The Red Dot

Okay you think your funny - well lets have a chat about that ........ just think on next time you pull the red dot stunt you might walk up late and have "wet" shoes !

Seriously

You have to help me here some days I really don't understand cats......

A Bed Fit For A Prince / Princess

Seriously this is the best bed ever ........ plus some drawers for all your toys and extra bedding.
Now who can I commission to make this pet paradise ?

Henri

Something about Henri I really like - must be his Gallic humour (very dark)

Your Own Furry Alarm Clock

Boo you are funny ............. very funny like your style I'm now showing my friends

French Cat

Apparently my owner had a cat like this called Bennie - the whole estate mourned his death except the birds 

I'm a ray of light

Now don't forget this .............

As if ........

Sorry but this dog is a disgrace to the breed ........

Cody get a grip your giving me a bad name ...........

Hoodies

See look at us in hoodies ......
Here is my fabulous Mario

Then here is me in my hoodie .......

It is okay you can say it I am cute ......... and so is Mario what a team we would make 

Hats

Look at my Mario in this hat………

I like hats check out mine ……… 

Both of us super cute  

Another car……..

Mario Balotelli and myself on a raised dog seat would look great in this car cruising round Manchester together …..

Waiting for you Mario …… call me 

Here are the reasons why ……….

Mario Balotelli should adopt me ……… every City fan would agree.

1.      By looking after me he would have some responsibility.

2.      We would look good together.

3.      We both have the same initial’s and he can borrow my blinged up B

4.      I fancy being driven round in a Bentley car with gangsta rapper music blaring.

5.      I love Greggs sausage rolls (I know I would if given one)

6.      I like playing with footballs.

7.      I’m really cute and all the ladies come to me so no need for him to “pay “for lady friends.

8.       I like dressing up in hoodies and have a wide selection so we could go out matching.

9.       I’m cheaper than a child and way more fun.

10.   I’m just cute and he needs me …..

I am the secret love child of …….

This is a little known fact about me – before I arrived at my adopted family home. Yes I am adopted but I’m cool with this, the dog before me was the “Beloved Rosie” seriously they talk about this King Charles Cavalier like it could walk on water.

Apparently in the mists of time when the owner washed her hair a certain football team won so there used to be serious pressure on the owner to wash her fur hair as basically the team was crap. The team at the time was owned by her godparents and being a nice girl she washed her fur sorry hair and then they noticed they had better results with the ”Beloved Rosie” so the poor dog was hauled down to the Kings Road  Chelsea weekly for a good grooming.

Not being nasty but she was old and quite furry so maybe needed a good wash weekly as she smelt – that Butterkist Popcorn whiff ……. Not pleasant.

Anyway the club was sold and “Beloved Rosie” passed on and I appeared but as a family we still have an interest in watching the old team and let me say I wish I was the unofficial mascot now as I want to be the love child of Mario Balotelli.

Yes I think I would do Mario the world of good if he adopted me and I think City would make me the lucky mascot …….. Plus I do think I’m his secret love child check out his styling.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter Friends - remember no chocolate it makes us pets ill ........

I like Ted

Please can someone my teddy be as cool as this Ted - I love this potty mouthed bear

My Dream Job...............

I am all you need

Happy Easter Bunnies

Happy Birthday

Yesterday was my "Little Lady's" Birthday - 

Layla Carpenzano 

Happy Birthday 

A Spot Of Bother ....

The poor cat needs to either watch his weight and lose a few inches or he needs to demand a bigger cat flap and he needs to show who is boss to his owners ........